About me…hmmmm…

Well, I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face, you get sprung…wait, wait, wait, I don’t think this is starting out right. I’m a wise-ass, self-deprecating guy with a sarcastic sense of humor being both nasty and vulgar when appropriate. I do take it from others well. I’m also just a tad narcissistic. I don’t think I’m a Type-A personality but I don’t fall into the Type-B category either, maybe Type AB negative, like blood. I think I can be very shy around large groups of people I don’t know but small groups of people I do know, I’m just the opposite, hence the Type AB negative.

I don’t like dishonest people…mean people…arrogant people…lazy people…people who use (abuse) the system. I don’t understand expensive cars…brain killing drugs…people who have more than one kid when they know they can’t afford it…people who hate me just for being gay (there are many other reasons to hate me)

I have a thing for maps and love road trips.  I have hundreds of old maps dating back to the twenties and sometimes I just look at them for no reason. I have somewhat of a foot fetish and love Mexican food…way too much. Musically, Tina Turner, Live, The B-52’s, Depeche Mode, Cyndi Lauper, and R.E.M. are my favorites of all time but I have many current favorites that may wax and wane.

I like to rock and I like to dance though my dancing may be just jumping up and down at times. I like being outside but not so much in the winter. We live in Schenectady, NY, so most of the year, it’s not all that warm. I am not religious but do believe in something higher. I’m gay and have been with my partner Duncan since 1999. He changed my life.

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