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01 April 2006
You see, we don't like jalapenos. Happy birthday to my best
friend Ray and my dog Kaleb. It's April Fools Day and what a great day
it's been. "This right here beats anything I have ever seen", frozen
testes anyone? ..........
03 April 2006 I was totally ready to write an entry last
night on how I think I have narcolepsy.
The past several months, I go full speed ahead and the moment I sit
down, I'm ready to go to sleep. The heaviness of my eyes can be overwhelming
sometimes. I fall asleep in about 20 seconds at night. I didn't write
it. It took me three hours to fall asleep last night. And who is
believes Jesse
has only lately been suffering from dementia? I grew up listening to this
MF on TV rambling about homosexuals and AIDS and hate. Do you know what
this does to a kid's self esteem struggling with his sexuality? I try not
to hate but... ..........
07 April 2006
I
hereby declare this horrible week over. The weather has sucked, work has
sucked, basically, life has sucked. I want to go out tonight in the
rain, and I want to eat Mexican. Are you reading this Duncan? Actually
today hasn't been so bad. I cleaned the carpet and the bathroom and I
drove to seven stores trying to find this stupid toilet paper holder for
the bathroom we're redoing downstairs and I actually found it. "I
wish I could quit you." ...Caffeine that is. I think the cause of
my so called narcolepsy is a caffeine
crash. I devour a lot of caffeine throughout the day and I just
think I crash at a point when it wears off in the evening. Instead of quitting
all of the sudden, I need to back off of this stuff gradually.
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08 April 2006 Seems a local cab driver is
upset he got a ticket for littering when he threw his cigarette out the
window. He's facing a $250 fine, a $50 surcharge and possibly 8 hours of
community service. Be upset dude. I'm not sure why so many people who
smoke think they can throw their cigarettes right on the ground. Look
around and see what type of trash is most common. Are these the same
smokers who walk up beside you with their cigarette and make you out to
be the asshole when you ask them to walk away? If they could get $250
for every cigarette thrown on the ground, New York could possibly lower
themselves the the second largest tax burdened state in the country. I
am so white. When I get mad, my face turns red. When I get sad, my face
turns red. When I am hot, my face turns red. It pisses me off when I get
mad and I can feel the blood running to my face and that just perpetuates
the problem. I sit there listening to my boss and he is the most
undiplomatic person and I get pissed off just looking at him sometimes.
I feel my face getting red so I assume he knows he's pissing me off and
I don't like people reading me...My day at worked sucked, can you tell? ..........
10 April 2006
It took here several minutes to convince her it was OK to go down on
this pot.
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11 April 2006
I was on the edge of my seat for tonight's idol. They were all so
good---EXCEPT FOR ACE-WHAT'S NEW?--- so I assume he's getting voted off
tonight. We can only hope. I've never taken the time to vote before but
tonight is different because I can't take the chance that Elliott will
be in the bottom three again. He is so the man in more ways than one.
How did I become so addicted to a stupid reality show? I hate reality
shows...I'm loosing my favorite boss at work. I'm so bummed about it.
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19 April 2006
I hope I'm not becoming him. New neighbors have moved into Miss
Peggy's house and today, I walked out on the back porch to read the
paper and there were kids in the back yard playing. I turned around and
came back inside. Don't get me wrong, I love playing with kids, watching
kids playing in the park, and generally being around them...as long as
they're not brats that is. I just wanted to sit in the sun and read the
paper in the quiet without any kids outside yelling and screaming. I
will not become him. The him I refer to is the old man who I grew up
next door to. He hated kids and bitch he did. Too much noise, he
bitched, ball goes in his yard, he bitched. Years of friction between he
and my dad finally blew up when he sent his wife over to tell us to have
my brother have his friend move his car from the front of his house. Not
blocking his driveway mind you, just an old beat up car parked on a
public street. My dad went off on him and I don't think they ever said a
word to each other again. I won't become him. ..........
21 April 2006
Viva Las Vegas! Have a great weekend.
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26 April 2006
What a great birthday! OK, my birthday sucked because I was in an
airport/airplane all day but my weekend in Vegas rocked. Pictures and
more later as I need to watch last night's Idol and then tonight's.
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