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August 05 2007

Gay Johnny Texas Vegetables

I've sat down at least five times in the last several days to write something but draw a blank every time. I found this nifty picture to let it say something. I think I knew this kid from middle school.

Today was a beautiful day which didn't even require the air conditioner to be turned on. I stayed inside for most of it anyway except to make a couple of phone calls. I don't know why. I also don't know why I tend to go walking around when I'm on the phone. In the summer, I take it outside and walk around. Don't worry, I'm not my neighbor two doors down that thinks everyone WANTS to hear her talking on her phone when she comes outside. I want to throw a rock at her. Our yards are small enough that I might be able to hit her. For the most part, I guess I walk around because I can't stay still.

I forgot how much I love Alanis Morissette.

August 09 2007

Yes, we have great Fuccillo commercials in New York but we don't have the great Apple Auto commercials Charlotte has. It seems like the worst commercials get your attention the fastest. I'm one of those people who literally tune out commercials unless they're really off the wall.

Don't forget tonight on LOGO is the Presidential Forum where the democratic presidential candidates will discuss issues important to us.

Speaking of Charlotte, forecast is 104 degrees and humid. Schenectady, sunny, 80 degrees and low humidity. I guess it makes up for the winter a little bit. Naah...

August 10 2007

Me in a suit

Me in a suit, you don't see that often.

And it's 58 degrees. It's supposed to be the middle of freaking August. I can't even go to the Stewarts to get behind a crazy lady buying a twelve pack, two packs of cigarettes, 10 lottery tickets, and a sandwich, all of which have to be in separate bags without getting chilly.

August 11 2007

Big Feet

I like feet, you know that. I like big feet even better.

I spent the first 10 minutes of my morning looking for my glasses. I found them. They were in the same place I leave them every night. I just didn't see them because they were lying on a remote.

Random vandalism is something I don't understand. When it's aimed at someone, at least I understand there is some motive no matter how useless it may be. For the second time this week, vandals have slashed the tires on at least twenty different cars and broke windows in two different neighborhoods. The good news is they were caught on camera when they hit the high school. Maybe they'll catch them.

Here's to you Merv Griffin, you gay icon.

August 12 2007

I love Sara Gilbert. I've always thought she was probably one of the most talented kid actors. She had a baby at the beginning of the month. Not only did I not know she was pregnant, I had no idea she was a lesbian, though I guess I could have guessed if I thought about it.

This guy at work has a best friend who is  24 and was supposedly going to lose his virginity last night. I've always thought his friend was gay, supposedly he's not. I think he is but doesn't know it yet. He's a good kid, I'll take him on to our team when he's ready. Wonder if he likes big feet.

August 14 2007

Prices Chicken Coop

I could have told you this, and their fish ain't so bad either.

Why I like working in the yard. I like working in the yard because, besides the fact it gives me a sense of accomplishment when things actually decide to grow, I can listen to music with no interruptions, catch up on podcasts, or simply just lollygag in my own thoughts. On beautiful days, such as the last several, I can sit on the back porch and read a book, a magazine, or just read the paper while just simply gazing toward the flowers or watching the twenty or so birds that can gather at the bird feeder and birdbath. I also like the fact that I can get hot and sweaty and downright dirty sometimes.

August 18 2007

Old Hess gas station "Click for larger"

Although it's been a while since it opened, and it's only about three blocks from the house, only today did I try Sicilian Pizzeria that opened in the old Union Convenience on Van Vranken. It's pretty nice on the inside. I didn't have pizza though because it's menu is huge. I had a gyro and it may be the best I've had in a long time. (Where are you Georgia at Parthenon?)

Three more blocks down the road is the Hess, or should I say, was the Hess. It closed last week and has been boarded up. I guess it's part of the YMCA and office park they are building behind it. The only thing is, the spinning sign is covered with a tarp and still spinning. Did they cover it while it was spinning or did they turn it off and cover it and then turn it back on?

In Colonie, a 385-pound man who raped and impregnated a blind, mentally retarded quadriplegic woman last summer will serve 18 years in prison under a plea bargain reached Friday. Dalo Richard, 30, of Albany, a former health aide for the Center for Disability Services facility, admitted raping the woman inside a facility on Glenwood Drive in Colonie. What a sick mother-fucker.

August 21 2007

Duncan's out of town this week. It’s the first time since Kaleb died he's been gone, and my lord it's quiet in this house, somewhat lonely. I'm driving home from work yesterday in my normal, 'I need to get home' attitude, but why? There’s nobody or nothing there waiting on me. I could have drove to Canada and nobody would have been the wiser. This morning I woke up in silence. It was quite bizarre.

Speaking of waking up, though I haven't had any dreams lately that I've been able to remember, I did wake up this morning while writing a song. It started out something like this.

Is it hot down there Jerry Falwell?
Did you just see Tammy Faye, fly up and away?

...and it referenced Karl Rove as being Satan and Brooke Astor bitch slapping him. I guess it was a nice night.

There is this guy at work who just stopped showing up. Several people have called him including myself but he doesn't return our phone calls. Some people would not show up and really nobody would think it out of character or give a rat’s ass, but this guy is a stand up smart guy and we're a little worried about him. I drove by his house this morning because he lives close by and his car was there, but it was kind of early so I didn't stop. Maybe I'll go by there tomorrow night.

August 22 2007

When you thought Google Earth couldn't get any better, with the new update you can back it up to the sky and see into outer space. Just click the little Saturn button. It includes Hubble Telescope images and other images taken from different observatories. Some of the images in Google Sky are breathtaking. Did I just say breathtaking?

August 23 2007

Peanut Butter Jelly Time -- Click for larger

My most popular t-shirt ever...even beats my Bananas in Pajamas shirt via Duncan.

August 24 2007

I've often said my mom has a lot of abilities but cooking ain't one of um. She had her specialties though and peach cobbler was one of them. I've tried making it myself but I am yet a worse cook. While at the Price Chopper yesterday, I noticed a whole section of Sylvia's Soul Food one of which was a peach cobbler mix. Easy and delish. What of Sylvia's should I try next?

That being said, someone needs to proofread Sylvia's instructions. Pour batter on butter than pour peaches... Once again a disclaimer, my grammar and spelling, as you know are atrocious, but if I put a product on national shelves, it would be correct. Not like The Learning Channel whose recent pop-up ad said, "Your Watching LA Ink". When e-mails were sent about the error, it was changed to YOUR instead of You're. This is The LEARNING Channel mind you.

August 29 2007

It's been 2 years

It's been two years...

There's a girl at work who won't talk to guys because she's afraid her boyfriend might find out. Not even a casual conversation. I don't count of course so I get to hear all about it. What kind of B.S. relationship is that? and that's what I told her. Such low self esteem. I don't get involved in no way giving relationship advice because you never know what's gonna come back and bite you so I just listened...but really, it's sad some people will put up with such controlling shit.

 

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