This is from SNL Saturday. Nothing makes me happier than seeing a one
ups on a madman dictator like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
This morning as I
woke up, still in bed, I reached to turn on the TV and the first this I
hear is, "With your introductory offer, you'll receive the Mark Of
The Beast audio tape". I quickly turned off the TV and went to the
bathroom.
How's this for
some guilt? I was talking to my mom a few days ago and she ask if we're
coming home for Christmas. I passed on the usual remark, I'm at home
right now and said probably not. She then lets go, "This may be our
last Christmas. Well, maybe not mine but your dad thinks this may be
his". Gee, thanks mom. Yesterday I was talking to her and we were
on the conversation of homemade suits (I don't know why so don't ask)
and she asked if I had a good suit. "You may need one
sometime" Gee thanks mom.
A Saratoga Springs mother spent Monday morning cruising Schenectady, snorting cocaine, smoking crack and having sex with men in the front seat, all with her two young children in the back, according to police accounts. It was an escalating list of alleged misdeeds that, police said, was topped when she snorted cocaine directly off her baby’s stomach while simultaneously breast-feeding the boy. She was only caught when she got caught up in a city police prostitution sting.
Let's hear it for Britney Spears as Mother Of The Year.
We have at least 27 remote controls, maybe more.
Car remotes 7
Garage door 4
TVs 5
VCRs 5
DVR 2
DVD 1
Air conditioners 3
Stereo 1
CD Player 1
TOTAL: At least 27, maybe more.
Today we drove by the Emergency Vet we
had Kaleb put down at for the first time. It was sad.
I
just came across that old Polaroid...It's 55 degrees here, raining with
mad thunder and lightning. After an extended summer, it seems, and the
forecasters agree, fall has finally arrived. The warmth has left the air
and the weather is only downhill from here on out. I feel the shorts
going in the drawer very soon and the hoodies coming out. My typical
winter wear. Besides gang paraphernalia and heelies, hoodies are not
allowed in Albany City Schools. Also, underwear must be completely
covered with outer clothing. Changes I would make: Hoodies would be
allowed and showing underwear would be OK as long as you looked good in
my opinion.
The lack of a public pay phone at one of the city's Dunkin' Donuts has inspired one woman to run for mayor. Lorinda Kay Angers announced a write-in campaign last Thursday after she went to the police department to complain about the lack of pay phones in commercial buildings. An officer told her she'd have to take it up with the mayor. "That was the straw that broke the camel's back," Angers said. She drew her own political signs, colored in crayon, and went door-to-door last Thursday to ask neighbors to support her campaign. She also advertised her candidacy in The Daily Gazette.
It's ashamed than Ms. Anger's campaign doesn't have the same professionalism that
Sparky The Cat's had before he passed away. I'm sure they could have teamed up with their write in campaigns and actually have been a threat to our great current major,
Brian Stratton, and his Republican opponent,
Mike Cuevas.
Bill
James (Satan's helper) has been at it again wanting to classify
sagging pants as indecent exposure, even though this doesn't come close
to showing any "indecent" part of the body. Showing some
underwear can be a little sexy but it doesn't show anything close to
what girls show with their clothes these days and even dating back to
the fifties.
I had on my
boxers with crabs on them. Monica caught a glimpse of them and said,
"I see you have crabs". You realize Bill James would have had
me arrested.
The leaves started falling today around here and fast.
I spent three hours in the really big mall yesterday visiting every
place that sells shoes. There are a lot of them. My problem is not that
I can't find what I want, I want to buy about 10 pairs and narrowing it
down is hard. I didn't buy any. We went out last night again and Duncan
ended up getting some but I was still shoeless. We did visit the pet
store and play with feisty beagle. I went back tonight and finally got a
new pair of boots and some Vans.
I also got a flu shot at work today. I honestly didn't even realize
she had done it.
That's
my mom, circa a long time ago. She was pretty hot.
It's almost
rained for 24 hours straight so I'm doing laundry. Once again, I feel
ashamed because there are people without homes or food and I want to
complain about doing laundry. So I will. Laundry sucks. Russell Crowe
sucks too but this make out scene I'm watching with Russell Crowe with
another guy from about 15
years ago doesn't.
And lastly, to the guy who doesn't want to see
my big ugly feet, do you really think I give a shit man? Really...
A tour of the Catskills this morning but the rest of the day is
mostly for relaxing. Things like tooling around myspace this afternoon
and hitting the picture of someone I haven't seen in twenty years. I
sent her a message. Now, I'm working google to find what's hot in Vegas
because...we gotta trip planned next year. Hopefully you won't see us on
COPS, unless it's the above pinning us down to the ground to
handcuff...Is this month really almost over???
Yea, I've had this up before but ain't it damn cute. Me in the
middle. Kids don't wear these cheesy costumes anymore. Much, much,
better are the kids costumes of today, and a whole lot more original.
I'd like to take pictures of all the kids that come to the door but that
may just slide me into the perv category. I think I lost out on the
first hour of trick or treat because I forgot to turn on the light but
it's been pretty steady lately. I usually like the handing out of candy
thing unless I'm in a pissy mood or something.
By the way, in New York, all registered sex offenders are not allowed
outside of their house during trick or treat hours, not allowed to turn
on their porch light or hand out candy. They must also call their parole
officers or whoever they call every thirty minutes tonight.
I did see Jack
Sparrow driving down the street today. I thought he would've driven
a sportier car.
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